Dear Hipsters,
I heard you berate Interpol when they started to sell some records. I was there when you thought Modest Mouse had sold-out because they wrote a catchy tune. And now I hear from you is, “You like The Killers?” with astonishment, or ironic astonishment (I can’t tell which one).
But, to answer your question, yeah, I like The Killers.
“You know their lead singer is named Brandon Flowers?”
Yeah yeah, that’s cheese, but I forgive them. Why? Because they’re catchy. And catchy is key.
Why do hipsters hate The Killers? Because they’re catchy – something so catchy, so dancy, so light, that it can’t be good. It’s too sweet, like candy.
But fruit is sweet too.
And so are marshmallows.
Where am I going with this? Back to The Killers, I suppose.
Day & Age is The Killers’s worst album. That said, you gotta hear it.
“I ain’t in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends I’m losing touch / Fill their heads with rumors of impeding doom / It must be true.”
That’s from “Losing Touch,” a nice start with lyrics that seem to attack people who are quick to criticize. The saxophone is a bit much, but that’s pretty much my main complaint for the whole album. A little sax goes a long way.
“Human” – Berated by PitchFork for “not making sense,” because the Flowers dares to play with grammar and ask, “Are we human or are we dancer?” in reference to Hunter S. Thompson’s assertation that Americans are turning into a nation of dancers. I have to disrepectfully disagree with PitchFork and say, hey, that makes a lot of sense, actually.
By the way, if you’re going to hate songs because they’re lyrics don’t make sense, I’ve got some Pixies tracks you gotta hear.
With the third track, “Spaceman,” the band picks up the pace and returns to the “Somebody Told Me,” days. But with higher vocals.
“Joy Ride” sounds like a lost track from a Wham! album with too much sax. Don’t know Wham!? You gotta know Wham! The thing about Wham!…they knew when to take it easy on the sax.
A friend of mine says “A Dustland Fairtale” is his favorite Killers song of all time. I know, I didn’t write “The Killers.” He still likes it. And I can see why – it crescendos into something great, lets you taste it, then ends. It also sounds like a song from Sam’s Town. Like Flowers said, “No, no, let’s save that one for the next album.”
But my friend is wrong – “I Can’t Stay” is the best song from The Killers. At least on this album. (It’s no Mr. Brightside) But it does have a Bossanova (yeah, you read that right) beat, some well-placed-but-still-excessive saxophone work, strings, and some sweet bass work.
And with that, I ask all hipsters to put your fedoras to the side and give Day & Age a listen. If it helps, imagine it’s a band from LA that you heard first, struggling to get a residency at The Echo.
See, I can talk the talk. Now listen to the damn album.
Seriously.
-DJ Octoon
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