Ingredients:

-asymmetrical spikey hair wig (available at most online Halloween stores)
-a bright colored blouse
-khaki slacks

To enhance the look:

-an Ed Hardy wearing, overweight, slightly balding guy to chain-smoke and party with a bunch of teen girls while you’re stuck caring for your 8 kids.

-two twin girls with short black hair (make sure one of them acts like a brat all night).

-6 little kids, one of which in glasses (it doesn’t necessarily matter if they look alike, but preferably their sextuplets).

And there you have it, Kate Gosselin! You’re ready to hit the town. Don’t go too crazy, you party animal!

(But, seriously though, Jon sucks. KATE ALL THE WAY!)

-Deni